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PROPAGANDA #26 (RAISE TAXES 2024)
July 12, 2023
Propaganda

The debt crisis of 2023 made me realize that a lot of problems in America could be solved if our country could pay for itself. The amount of song and dance that goes into preventing tax hikes on the wealthiest brackets is stupefying. We borrow so that companies can profit.

RAISE TAXES 2024~!!!

Our nation used to lend and build. Now we borrow and spend. We can barely muster the energy to help ourselves, let alone support the world. If you sincerely want to compete with China (and aren’t just blowing smoke out of your ass for the sake of having a cultural enemy to unify yourself with others), then we need to be in a position to do what China is doing. We build shitty AI chat bots while they build highways. We used to build highways too, remember that? And during that period, America had a corporate tax rate multiple times the current rate. In order to write off those taxes, companies had to perform meaningful research or invest in their own employees. Let’s get back to that.

*100 Years On*
June 19, 2023
Art
Commentary
Crusoe’s Reality Check in “The Sign of the Beaver”
June 8, 2023
Books
Essay

I just wrapped up a revisit of a children’s book from the fifth grade. The novel is called The Sign of the Beaver, published in 1982 and written by Elizabeth George Speare. The story features a boy, Matt, left to his own devices in the Maine wilderness while his father travels south to pick up Matt’s mother and sister. The story is a modern Robinsonade in the vein of My Side of the Mountain (Jean George) in that, rather than a shipwreck, the Crusoe figure’s remote situation is entered into in-part voluntarily. Matt is left to care for a cabin that he and his father constructed together in the spring. There are corn and pumpkins growing in the backyard, Matt has a kitchen with some flour and molasses, and he was even left with the family rifle. Of course, inexperience leads Matt to make a number of errors that ultimately leave him with a sprained foot, a face full of bee stings, and no gun!

Matt does not survive and thrive by his white man’s grit and cunning like in some of the older stories. No, he learns to live in the wilderness with the help of the local Indians that had been secretly watching him from the forest. Attean, the grandson of the chief, visits Matt every day to learn to read “the white man’s signs.”

“White man come more and more to Indian land. White man not make treaty with pipe. White man make signs on paper, signs Indian not know. Indian put mark on paper to show him friend of white man. Then white man take land. Attean learn to read white man’s signs. Attean not give away hunting grounds.”

I’ve read a lot about the didactics, or teaching capability, of Robinsonade stories, so I was intrigued when Matt decides to use his own copy of Robinson Crusoe to teach Attean to read. Throughout their lessons, Matt’s perspective on Crusoe changes in relation to the reality of wilderness survival that he lives every day. For example, Crusoe relies upon the wreckage of a ship to supply him with the tools he needs to survive. When Matt loses his fishing hook to a snapped line, he thinks he is screwed. Attean shows him, however, that a new fish hook can be carved from scraps of wood in no time at all.


“”White man not smart like Indian,” [Attean] said scornfully. “Indian not need thing from ship. Indian make all thing he need.”

[…]

After Attean has gone, Matt kept thinking about Robinson Crusoe and all the useful things he had managed to salvage from that ship. He had found a carpenter’s chest, for instance. Bags of nails. Two barrels of bullets. And a dozen hatchets — a dozen! Why, Matt and his father had come up here to Maine with one axe and an adz. […] He could see now how it must have sounded to Attean. Come to think of it, Robinson Crusoe had lived like a king on that desert island!””

The analysis of novel within a novel gets even more intriguing when Matt and Attean reach the part where Crusoe recruits his native servant Friday. Attean is immediately offended by Friday’s depiction as a submissive servant:

“”Nda!” [Attean] shouted. “Not so.”

Matt stopped, bewildered.

“Him never do that!”

“Never do what?”

“Never kneel down to white man!”

“But Crusoe had saved his life.”

“Not kneel down,” Attean repeated fiercely. “Not be slave. Better die.””

In the scene they had just read, Friday places Crusoe’s foot upon his head and swears to be Crusoe’s “slave” forever. Attean storms off, leaving Matt to wonder at how they will possibly complete the book. Matt decides to skip future portions of the story that contain demeaning representations of Friday, like the part where the first English word that Crusoe teaches Friday is “master.” Matt laments that the novel does not make this task easy:

“…it would have been better perhaps if Friday hadn’t been quite so thickheaded. After all, there must have been a thing or two about that desert island that a native who had lived there all his life could have taught Robinson Crusoe.”

So, therein lies the thesis (in a way) of Matt’s impromptu textual analysis–why does Friday, an Indian that in theory possesses all the superior ability and knowledge that Attean demonstrates to Matt daily, have to play student to Crusoe? From here, the novel expands outward beyond Matt’s safe cabin clearing into the wild forest. There, real experience fills in Crusoe’s gaps. Attean teaches Matt how to snare animals with root fibers. Attean teaches Matt how to shoot a bow so that he does not need to rely on bullets for meat. Attean saves Matt from a bear attack. Attean shows Matt the secret to navigating the woods via Indian Sign. Matt faces again and again the fact that the Indians have long ago figured out the most efficient methods of surviving the Maine wilderness. When Matt is finally brought to see the native village, Attean’s home, for himself, he scrambles to take in as much of their labor practices as possible. Every little trick catches his attention. He admires the work of the women processing grain, even though Attean dismisses it as squaw work. (The indians are sexist)

Matt realizes, also, that the white men like himself that had been colonizing America were not employing a Native American degree of foresight. The beavers, once plentiful, were just about gone. The wildlife was thinning. The metal traps they used were barbaric and wasteful, leaving animals to die or escape maimed. Throughout The Sign of the Beaver, Matt is made to see himself from the perspective of the other. It is a pleasant fantasy to think of the world we might live in today if Friday had taught Crusoe to live sustainably. Unfortunately, the original myth of expansion was based on a narrative of opulence. Colonizers assumed an endless blank slate to impose themselves upon. Alas, the frontier was not empty, and it certainly was a bottomless well of resources.

I love that Speare’s novel includes its own mini-textual analysis of the founding Robinsonade. Of course, she wasn’t the only person to do this. Robinsonades have been interpreting and reinterpreting Defoe’s original novel for literally over two centuries. With each iteration, authors have weigh the wonder of Crusoe’s myth against the reality of a shrinking world.

The Secret Value of Swampland
May 26, 2023
Commentary
Nature

The Supreme Court is continuing its trend of making environmental policy decisions with a recent ruling on the Clean Water Act of 1972. Here is the summary of the act from epa.gov:

“The Clean Water Act (CWA) establishes the basic structure for regulating discharges of pollutants into the waters of the United States and regulating quality standards for surface waters. The basis of the CWA was enacted in 1948 and was called the Federal Water Pollution Control Act, but the Act was significantly reorganized and expanded in 1972. “Clean Water Act” became the Act’s common name with amendments in 1972.”

This law tends to enter the courts because real estate developers like to buy up cheap land, build on it, and then sell it for mega profits. Wetlands tend to be great picks given their waterlogged nature; not many people are willing to invest the money and effort into draining, filling, and building upon a swamp. Folks also tend to see swamps as valueless. So, sometimes a developer will try to convert a piece of worthless watery land and then somebody brings the Environmental Protection Agency down upon them. When these cases get to the Supreme Court, the court has to make policy decisions about questions like “what’s a body of water?” and “should people be allowed to pump sewage drainage into a vernal pool?”

One of the issues at play in this particular case is the issue of seasonality. Some bodies of water are not always visible from the surface all year. Sometimes a piece of land can go years without showing any sign that it is actually a wetland. Sometimes land that is converted long ago suddenly erupts into a swamp given the right conditions. This phenomenon is annoying for farmers and home owners… but could it also serve a larger environmental purpose? I’ll let Robert Leo Heilman make a case of his own:

“The Willamette Valley was a vast wetland, with beaver ponds, marshes, and islands between the main channels. Flooding was an annual event. The river channels were choked with debris, which slowed down the river current and spread it out, allowing the soil washing down the mountains to settle out and build up. The marshes were home to huge flocks of geese and ducks. Thousands of herons and cranes and swans, osprey and eagles lived there. Fish and amphibians and insects provided food.

The Missouri Bottoms below my house must have been a smaller version of the same sort of marsh. For years I’d looked out over that land, but it never occurred to me that the river used to run all year round through several shallow channels.

Several things suddenly made sense to me. Old Highway 99 runs along the hillside on the opposite side of the valley. I knew that it followed the old Applegate Trail and that the pioneer trailed followed the Indian trade route, but why did it go up on the hillside instead of through the flatter bottoms where the freeway runs? Because the bottom was a swamp–you couldn’t walk through there, let alone drive a wagon through it.

I understood how thirty feed of topsoil had built up. A single channel would never had slowed down enough to leave that silt behind, but a marsh, one that became a seasonal lake every spring, would.

I recalled passages from settlers’ diaries that mentioned the huge flocks of waterfowl, so thick that to hunt them, they simply startled the birds into flight and fired randomly into the air, bringing down ducks and geese with every shotgun blast. Where had these uncountable thousands of birds lived and why weren’t they around anymore?

The South Umpqua, as we see it now, a single channel with banks twenty to thirty feed high, is a modern creation. The marsh was drained for farmland, forcing the water into a single channel, which flowed faster and cut its way down through the soil to bedrock.

What’s the effect of that? For one thing, the soil eroded from the mountains no longer settles in the valley, it washes downriver to Reedsport, where the Army Corps of Engineers dredges it to keep a navigable channel open.

The wetlands used to store water and did it much more efficiently than any dam because the water was stored in the soil, keeping the groundwater table higher. Along with storage the marsh provided filtration and cooling, so not only is there less water now, but what we have isn’t as cool and clean as it used to be.

Of course, we’ve lost the wildlife habitat too. Wetlands are tremendously productive. In order to make wheat fields and hay ground and pasture, we’ve drained our wetlands, but in terms of sheer protein per acre, the “dismal swamps” were much more productive than the farmland that replaced them.

Someday we may decide to restore the marsh. We may decide that the benefits of erosion control, flood control, water storage and filtration, and wildlife enhancement outweighs the value of the crops that the land produces.”

Where developers see useless, waterlogged land, it is possible to find something of incredible human utility. The current Supreme Court, a conservative one, have taken a short sighted view. Surely, they see the capital to be gained from building and dumping on wetlands to be higher than leaving the swamps alone. However, in the long term, areas where groundwater accumulates protect us from flooding, keep our water supply clean, and nurture soil.

It happens again and again; Americans fail to comprehend their relationship with the land and break cycles that have kept the environment stable for a thousand centuries. In the early twentieth century, farmers in America’s bread basket reduced some of the richest soil on the planet into a dust bowl. In timber country, where Robert Heilman lived and worked, industrious people undermined the systems that kept the mountains and the lowlands productive and self-cleaning. Can you imagine that? A natural swamp can produce more protein than an industrial farm? Hard to imagine in 2023–the birds are gone.

The Supreme Court is selling America the Beautiful on the cheap. We won’t know what we have lost until the flooded McMansions are all we have left.

“The San Fernando Valley, down in Los Angeles, is also an alluvial plain. Though they’ve built a city on it, the essential nature of the place hasn’t changed. It’s still a catch basin for the runoff from the surrounding mountains, and every once in a while nature reminds them of that fact with a flood.

Back around the turn of the century, Los Angeles County was the top farming county in California. I can still remember driving through the San Fernando Valley as a child and seeing the farmers working their fields while housing projects were springing up all around them. My father once told me about coming to Los Angeles in the 1930s. He used to hunt ducks and geese in the marshes of the San Fernando Valley. The old nickname for the valley was “The Frog Pond,” and people still call it that sometimes.

To see the place now, it’s hard to imagine how it was when waterfowl wintered there and condors still soared above the hills. But the change came in a single generation, in the thirty years between my father’s early manhood and my own.

My father came to a place of beauty to start a family because his birthplace couldn’t provide a decent living. I had to do the same thing because my birthplace had become a wasteland of concrete and asphalt and smog and crime. I’m hoping that my son won’t have to do it all over again, that maybe this time we’ve found a place that will stay beautiful and safe.

It’s hard to say whether that will happen or not. Dangerous changes come, sometimes unexpectedly and sometimes slowly. But if this place is to survive, the Umpqua River, the living heart of these valleys, needs to be watched over and cared for so it can continue to take care of us, its people.”

(For more, read Overstory: Zero by Robert Leo Heilman)

PROPAGANDA #25 (Trump 2024!)
May 25, 2023
Propaganda

ECO PROPAGANDA #3
May 25, 2023
Nature
Propaganda

Dang, can I keep this cake and also eat it?

PROPAGANDA #24
May 13, 2023
Propaganda
ECO PROPAGANDA #2 (MEADOW MADNESS!!)
May 13, 2023
Nature
Propaganda
Paleolithic Child
May 8, 2023
Art

Have AI’s learned how to draw hands?

PROPAGANDA #23 (Oil Barron Edition)
May 8, 2023
Propaganda

You pay twice. You pay at the pump, like a good little capitalist, and then you pay out of your taxes, like a good little socialist. Oil companies are currently having our cake and eating it too.

Trump’s 2024 Plan: Attack Trans People
May 4, 2023
Commentary
Propaganda

The circus winding up!

Biden has announced his race with a speech, and Trump countered with a video containing shockingly direct ideological plans for his presidency. I’d say this is officially the start of election season! I plan to keep a close eye on what the former president of the United States is plotting. He is a tricky man, and a Nazi sympathizer. Don’t believe me?

It’s like McCarthy, Nixon, and Reagan melded to form a Super Republican. His videos outline a plan for a federal government that surveils “Marxist” institutions and polices freedom of expression. I’ll cover his education plans some other time. For now, here is his official statement on his plan for trans rights:

Meanwhile, republicans on the state level are moving to pass 400+ laws attacking existing trans rights across the country. One reads likes this:

Sec.A43.28.AACERTAIN OBSCENE ADULT CABARET PERFORMANCES
PROHIBITED. (a) In this section, “obscene adult cabaret performance” means a visual performance that:
(1) features topless dancers, go-go dancers, exotic dancers, strippers, or male or female impersonators; and
(2) is obscene.

Trump is declaring war on who he calls “leftist freaks.” His hatred for his others is palpable, and he is stoking the fires of hatred across the country in order to persecute the innocent and distract Americans from addressing the rot that is devouring our country whole. The greatest pump and dump in history, that is what Trump is after. He’ll soak up the wealth, and then he will escape into it with his ring of pedophiles, oil barons, and techies while the country dies.

Will Americans be able to resist?

PROPAGANDA #22
April 30, 2023
Propaganda
Tucker Carlson Eulogy
April 24, 2023
Commentary
Propaganda

“That’s progress. M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and androgynous, until you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal.”

Trump Jr has called Carlson “an actual thought leader in conservatism.” The guy had his finger on the pulse fr. He spoke so directly to so many issues that Fox News conservatives cared about that he began to mold the very conversations that Republican policy now depends upon.

I don’t think we have seen the last of him. His charisma is perfectly tuned to the Republican dialogue. To those addicted to anger and fear, Carlson is a pack of menthol cigarettes.

Apparently, Carlson was not worth $700 million+ to Fox News. His ability to twist new realities of loathing out of lies ended up getting the company into a massive lawsuit. Was the settlement the desired outcome? I don’t know. A ruling on Fox News might have had negative implications for American Free Speech and journalism at large. But another Carlson will rise again, you can count on that!

“When you are totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity. They’ve won.”

Inb4 Deficit Crisis (again)
April 17, 2023
Commentary

Like the pandemic, Ukraine war, and a number of other slow burn emergencies, most people aren’t going to become aware of this issue until it is knocking at the door. I am talking about the “debt ceiling crisis,” which I am sure will be all over the headlines and the Reddit feeds and Fox News when push finally comes to shove. This crisis refers to the arbitrary limit placed on loans by the Federal Govt. Since the Federal Govt needs to take out these loans in order to pay what is owed globally, capping the Govt’s ability to borrow money will cause it to default on, or not pay, a loan back on time. America has never failed to pay before, and I am sure we won’t fail to pay now. However, the threat of not paying gives the parties of our legislature leverage to negotiate with the executive branch, which is what is going on (slowly) right now. McCarthy, speaker of the House of Representatives, has lobbed a suggestion.

IMAGE CORRUPTED… sorry, the context is lost! Presumably, McCarthy was suggesting cutting spending to lower the deficit?

Well, this is smart! We can save America from global embarrassment and global economic destabilization by increasing the debt limit, and in the process we can start to look at our spending on the whole and trim some fat. We have to trim wasteful spending because the other option, increasing revenue to account for the increasing cost of government, has been declined. So, great idea McCarthy, but what spending do you propose we cut?

During a rent and housing crisis and record inflation to the cost of living, the republican speaker of the house suggests cutting social programs AKA the only way American tax dollars actually directly help real, living Americans. And on top of that, he wants to give even greater kickbacks to our energy sector, which, despite record profits in 2022, has not lowered prices or made meaningful investments in refining capacity beyond what money has been given to them for free by the government in previous spending packages. This is a trend across most of the inflated industries–the government subsidizes them, and the corpos raise prices anyway.

McCarthy is a corporate socialist, which is another word for a shill and a hack. He wants to take money away from food stamps and other programs that actually help people. He wants to take that money use it to line the pockets of people that are already making money. Meanwhile, America still can’t make its own shit. Small businesses are still floundering. I think it is a bad idea to punish the people that are keeping the machinery of this nation running, but this is the Republican playbook every time.

And cutting regulations, HAH! Silicon Valley Bank just failed and almost took the entire economy out with it if not for a rapid bail out, and the Republican plan is to cut regulations further? It seems to me that our eyeballs should be fucking gorilla glued to these people so they don’t fuck up again. With so much of our dollars flowing directly into their pockets, we better keep our regulatory eyes wide open. If I have to prove a thousand different things just to qualify for $100 a month in food stamps, all of these industries recieving McCarthy handouts better be following the rules to a mother fucking T.

And the wealthiest Americans and corporations still pay proportionally nothing in taxes. Shhh don’t say that part too loud.

ECO PROPAGANDA #1
April 12, 2023
Nature
Propaganda

We are wasting water on these large fields of cut grass. We aren’t even growing them out and cutting them for straw or carbon capture or something. Are you a member of the British nobility? No, you are an AMERICAN PATRIOT, so start treating your property like one!

I wrote a story about a lawn once: https://www.aaaahh.net/the-lawn-of-legend-revised/